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Thread: The Play

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first
    school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play.

    The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to
    snatch a
    kiss and fill your soul with hope."

    The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."

    On opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit
    nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with
    The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember
    speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.

    The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience, the two boys were
    terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to

    The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.....

    "My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole

    The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a
    of shit, horse shit, this is bull shit.... I never wanted to be in this
    lousy play anyway...

    The audience left howling.....

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2

    I read it at work and could hardly stay in my chair.


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