Do you know the difference between "guts" and
"balls"? "Guts" is arriving
home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife
with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"
"Balls" is coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next".