When we go to the pub, teh missus sometimes has half a pint of cider if she's feeling a bit girly and can't face a Smirnoff Ice.Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Seemed like a good time to say that
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When we go to the pub, teh missus sometimes has half a pint of cider if she's feeling a bit girly and can't face a Smirnoff Ice.
Seemed like a good time to say that
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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If you ejaculated prematurely just say it.just tried to take a dramatic swig of my grolsch in a manly fashion, thinking that the bottle was half empty when it was near full, the froth was too much, i tried to seal the botle with my mouth, inhaling as much head () as possibly, but had to relase and let it spill on the floor, just missing the telly wires
moped it up with a cloth and put the cloth in the bin, don't particulary want to spell check any of that either
Stop beating about the bush
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Smoke weed everyday
Whereas you just have teh babycham whatever the weather?:fluffbucket:
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Or when she can't face another Babycham.When we go to the pub, teh missus sometimes has half a pint of cider if she's feeling a bit girly and can't face a Smirnoff Ice.
Seemed like a good time to say that
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
pepper your angus
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my pants are a mess, this is the first time anything like this has ever happened, i swearIf you ejaculated prematurely just say it.just tried to take a dramatic swig of my grolsch in a manly fashion, thinking that the bottle was half empty when it was near full, the froth was too much, i tried to seal the botle with my mouth, inhaling as much head (
moped it up with a cloth and put the cloth in the bin, don't particulary want to spell check any of that either
Stop beating about the bush
effendi
Is it correct to say that you prematurely ejaculated if you feel bored and wished your last wank had lasted longer.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Smoke weed everyday
D'ohjust tried to take a dramatic swig of my grolsch in a manly fashion, thinking that the bottle was half empty when it was near full, the froth was too much, i tried to seal the botle with my mouth, inhaling as much head (
moped it up with a cloth and put the cloth in the bin, don't particulary want to spell check any of that either
Frog Shoulder
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JinxWhereas you just have teh babycham whatever the weather?
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
effendi
Girls don't drink t'BabychamOr when she can't face another Babycham.When we go to the pub, teh missus sometimes has half a pint of cider if she's feeling a bit girly and can't face a Smirnoff Ice.
Seemed like a good time to say that
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Frog Shoulder
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Who said drink, I said "face another Babycham"Girls don't drink t'Babycham
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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) as possibly, but had to relase and let it spill on the floor, just missing the telly wires
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