there's this magician has a gig on an ocean cruiser
one day, someone in the audience had a smartass parrot
he caught on to how the magician was fooling the audience
and kept giving away all the magician's tricks
yelling things like.....
"ITS IN HIS SLEEVE!"
"ITS UNDER HIS HAT!"
"HIS ASSISTANT HAS IT!"
naturally the magician didn't care for that parrot
that night the boat sinks
only two survivors are the magician and the parrot
they're both floating on a piece of luggage just glaring at each other
after some time, the parrot says........
"OK, I give........wheres the boat?"