how to encourage immigration

**Virtualbody1234** · 07-31-2005, 11:09 PM

I didn't make the poem. I just posted it as it seemed the same subject matter as the thread.

**JPaul** · 07-31-2005, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

I didn't make the poem. I just posted it as it seemed the same subject matter as the thread.

Oh sorry, that's OK then.

You just posted bigotry, you didn't actually write it.

Can I apologise for any offence I may have caused you.

**Virtualbody1234** · 07-31-2005, 11:26 PM

Right and like this whole thread isn't about the same?

**JPaul** · 07-31-2005, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

Right and like this whole thread isn't about the same?

So that's OK then. Other people post bigotry, so it's OK to join in. Which part of "grow the fuck up" don't you understand.

So you are now either a bigot or a sheep. Or you can be yourself.

You decide.

All you have to say is "my bad I shouldn't have posted that bigoted crap".

Trust me, it's what you want to do and you will feel a lot better for doing it.

Unless of course you are a bigot.

**manker** · 07-31-2005, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by JP

Which part of "grow the fuck up" don't you understand

I don't get the 'the fuck' part.

I don't mean to cast aspersions on my sex life, which is fine. However, I've rolled many an eye (my own on separate occasions, figuratively, naturellement) when folk have said to me 'get the fuck out' or 'shut the fuck up'.

I don't know, it just seems superfluous.

**manker** · 07-31-2005, 11:47 PM

As an aside to the important tautological issue - bigotry is bad enough when original.

Copied and pasted bigotry is worse. Why? Because if you call the writer of the drivel an idiot, he or she prolly won't get to read it

**JPaul** · 07-31-2005, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by JP

Which part of "grow the fuck up" don't you understand

I don't get the 'the fuck' part.

I don't mean to cast aspersions on my sex life, which is fine. However, I've rolled many an eye (my own on separate occasions, figuratively, naturellement) when folk have said to me 'get the fuck out' or 'shut the fuck up'.

I don't know, it just seems superfluous.

irl

Fair fucking point.

**Busyman** · 08-01-2005, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

Subject: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS POEM...

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicare it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
Canadian dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

Canadian crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think Canada
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.