35 minutes arguing with a jehovahs witness.

[JPaul]

Hoi, are you namzuf at all.

[Gripper]

I am Legion

[99shassan]

another way to get rid of them:

Jehovah's Witness: Hi, I'm a Jehovah's Witness (not like they'll say it but we know)
You: Hi, I'm Jehovah, how's it going?

[GepperRankins]

The JW's have nothing on the Morons ummm I mean the Mormons lol...Trust me I grew up in the land of the Mo's 'Utah'...That cult is so wacked its scary.
I could tell you some things that could keep you interestd for days lol or maybe minutes

The JW's are wacked also, they dont believe in blood transusion or take medicine. Just let God heal ur kid dieing of some illness.

i'd like to think i bought this guy round. i reckon he just me on some black list and called me a nob though

[hippychick]

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i'd like to think i bought this guy round. i reckon he just me on some black list and called me a nob though [/QUOTE]
Oh crud ur now on thier blacklist of sinners These guys are going to be camping out on ur front porch, just trying to save your soul. You best run for the hills lol j/k
I dont think they should bother u anymore. But I have been wrong b4, like most cults (large religions) thier people are brainwashed

[JPaul]

another way to get rid of them:

Jehovah's Witness: Hi, I'm a Jehovah's Witness (not like they'll say it but we know)
You: Hi, I'm Jehovah, how's it going?

Or, launch your forehead at the bridge of his nose, really really hard. If done properly that will break the nose, stun him, make his eyes water and give him two black eyes.

Allowing you sufficient time to close and lock the door. Then go and have a wee cup of tea and a biscuit, which is nice.

[ziggyjuarez]

another way to get rid of them:

Jehovah's Witness: Hi, I'm a Jehovah's Witness (not like they'll say it but we know)
You: Hi, I'm Jehovah, how's it going?

nope.they'll say "can we set up a meeting?"

[whypikonme]

The best way to treat them when they knock on your door is to invite them in, they love it, it gives them a feeling of a captive audience. Make them a nice cup of tea, get them comfortable, encourage them to drink. When they have the tea to their lips tell them you have been dying to talk to members again since you were disassociated. Watch them run.

[Money Fist]

use reverse psychology
they want to talk you into it
try to talk them out of it
bercome the dominant talker of the conversation

*knock, knock* (door open)
JW: hi, would you be interes...
U: Hi mate fancy going down the pub
JW: erm bu...
U: lets see who can drink who under the table
JW: you really...
U: also we can also have a game of 'who pulls the most girls'

[whypikonme]

Or, launch your forehead at the bridge of his nose, really really hard. If done properly that will break the nose, stun him, make his eyes water and give him two black eyes.

Ah yes, the good old 'Glasgow Kiss', l've always wanted to give one of those to the pope.