Opening his remarks with that gentle cough of his that sounds like a very old sheep clearing its throat on a misty mountain top, he said, ``You wished to see me sir?''
Fat Secret Agent
Opening his remarks with that gentle cough of his that sounds like a very old sheep clearing its throat on a misty mountain top, he said, ``You wished to see me sir?''
Fat Secret Agent
I was so darned sorry for poor old Corky that I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.
effendi
QualityOriginally Posted by JPaul
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.
Tis the same with women, although we don't do 'useless' things.
I can't believe I typed that with a straight face.
Smoke weed everyday
think of a word ending in 'ing'
Fat Secret Agent
He trusted neither of them as far as he could spit, and he was a poor spitter, lacking both distance and control.
Smoke weed everyday
i should stop getting drunk in the pub every nighting
Fat Secret Agent
That must have been quite painfull.Tis the same with women, although we don't do 'useless' things.
I can't believe I typed that with a straight face.
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