What will they think of next? That is hilarious
Always good to keep my Japanese fresh...
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
I'm just wondering what you were looking for when you came across this little gem.
Japanese sex toys, of course. Actually I was thinking the same thing Balamm.Originally posted by balamm@27 September 2003 - 00:57
I'm just wondering what you were looking for when you came across this little gem.
That wouldn't be a Japanese sex toy forum would it? You dirty bird.Originally posted by Xilo@27 September 2003 - 01:10
Haha, someone linked to it on another forum I visit.
read it now
http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/u...lp=zh_en&tt=url
its even funnier
Bad translation.
This is a bit closer>
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All automatic hand コキマシーン.
Launching while seeing エロ book in both hands !
Dreamy machine of the males who appeared at last.
Enlarged picture
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MEN ' S SOM did. at last
All automatic hand コキマシーン.
It is this grade group to move with a home business power supply.
( accessories )
AC adapter lotion
A pamphlet of a manufacturer announcement is ( 92.3 kb ) here
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Of being イケ basin don't using ^ hand for advancing and sending it of a this エロ book エロビデオ hardly by one hand to read heavily for スムーズ
Please delegate メンズ\ム.
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A pamphlet of a manufacturer announcement is ( 92.3 kb ) here
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It is useful like the left figure.
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It is a controler division.
The end of a controler vibrates.
( I can do ON / OFF strength and weakness regulation )
For one of アナラー for buttocks, for not right one hand コキ a pleasant sensation increases it times for a glans division by including vibration being done.
A hand コキ division switch can adjust a speed of a hand コキ.
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Long penis, I can regulate a height with ココ to be slender to be fat.
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It is an amplitude division. Here vertically moves.
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A hand freely can remove it.
A hole of soft-quality rubber is attached on the side of inside situation.
First, a plan was good if I fit a hand with the main part after I wear a hole with the state to have made son erect.
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Stiffly for rubber けっこう.
There wasn't if here is good.
However, I reach sufficiently to contain a penis.
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An outside hand spreads even though a penis is big.
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When I inserted AC adapter.
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A machine stops if a benefit load of a safety rises. It is コツ of a hand コキ with no スムーズ abundantly to attach lotion. Water for use is indispensable when I dried with lotion.
Please arrange water for a glass even in order to revive dry lotion as the room where an air conditioning was effective especially can easily dry. ( I a little hang water if I dried )
It is time to want making the glans main as being able to regulate a height please try to regulate it freely with a pole, wild goose, favorite height. And, hand コキ if I move a few waist by myself also while being done, surprisingly feeling it is good.
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It is an exchange if a hole is no good !
I wore sailor seven experimentally.
Further, ズレ that Hall exits ahead of is restricted if pushing it with rubber string or what for a portion of this hand, and the world of a new テコキ spreads.
For a magic tape I advise it.
( as cutting a magic tape that a double-sided tape adheres to cm by cm, glue and attaching it for both ends of a hand, ました it restricts a phenomenon that Hall is pushed out of by ( on the side of a stomach ) ahead of if he attaches bチ where he glued and attached it with an around-10-cm magic tape further. )
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As being a large amount of money, at first, a product, orders it one unit not to sell it, if being no good, trial めしてみました.
Though setting and customizing are surely troublesome, with a product that they come out, they crossed for たですので sales well.
モノ of a thin hand of meat says to and feels it and is です for a hole I use for customizing.
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