I'm very attracted to you just now.
Maybe we can go give wrong directions to Americans together someday.
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I'm very attracted to you just now.
Maybe we can go give wrong directions to Americans together someday.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Canadain potatoes!!!
Oooooo no, I can't take anyone with me when wrongly directing people, it's an art form to be done only alone, cos out on the streets of the lost.....you are alone
Jonno
Dexter's Apprentice.
Sooo....where did you send them
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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Where's Ziggy?
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Poster
Ziggs dead man.ziggs dead.Died trying to save a baby from a burning house.Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
>>>>True story.
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Why did you change your name, Ziggy?
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Poster
I was for artistic reasons.And Robs sounds so much more cool dont you think.
Canadain potatoes!!!
They wanted to go to a restraunt in town.....but they were rude in the way they asked me, no excuse me or please or thankyou "Hey you"(waving his hand at me) Where's Crofters restraunt?" .....wtf? should'nt that have been "Excuse me? could you tell me where Crofters is please?"
So I sent em the looooooooooong way round, it was actually only about 2 mins walk thru an alleyway into the next street and along thru the bottom of town.
I sent em in their car up top end of town , right round and back thru the town centre, woulda took em maybe 15-20 mins depending on traffic.Basically sent em on a round trip the shape of a speach bubble.
A lesson learnt, when in a strange place, be polite to the locals
Jonno
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No.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
effendi
There, fixedA lesson learnt,when in a strange place, be polite to the localsDon't go to strange fucking places.
Jonno
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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