Wifes on sleep over

[peat moss]

it sounds suspicious but maybe they want the kids to be best buddies and not get to confused over the division in parenthood
on the other hand - dude your a breeder
"three" would be immaculatly perfect

Oh no they were friends long before I came (pun intended ) into the picture .

[Santa]

maybe you should start coming on pictures (pun intended)
have you bread offspring from every woman you have been with?
wait a sec...are you one of those hollywood stars?