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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker

    As luck would have it, she dumped me almost simultanously to receiving the substandard gift.
    Did you keep your Pumba.
    I could have, since it was thrown at me - but magnanimously decided to leave it on the premises
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I bought the missus a torch shaped like a ladybird for xmas once,as we all went on the piss at 12 o clock xmas eve and I suddenly realised at 5 I hadn't bought her anything,there's a moral here somewhere

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Did you keep your Pumba.
    I could have, since it was thrown at me - but magnanimously decided to leave it on the premises
    Would it not have gone in your chromeware.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Did you keep your Pumba.
    I could have, since it was thrown at me - but magnanimously decided to leave it on the premises
    Too busy carrying the telly were you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
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    I could have, since it was thrown at me - but magnanimously decided to leave it on the premises
    Too busy carrying the telly were you.
    Well see, this is how I knew I could get away with it.

    I was living away and had no telly, so she bought my pressie early. The TV was already in Plymouth.


    Reading back, I was a right fecking git at 18
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Too busy carrying the telly were you.
    Well see, this is how I knew I could get away with it.

    I was living away and had no telly, so she bought my pressie early. The TV was already in Plymouth.


    Reading back, I was a right fecking git at 18
    You were only acting to type.

    A selfish, tax dodging, hedonistic, bar steward.

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    Truck driver,accountent,bar steward,christ Mank's you've had some jobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    Truck driver,accountent,bar steward,christ Mank's you've had some jobs
    Ewe furgot speel cheker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    Truck driver,accountent,bar steward,christ Mank's you've had some jobs
    I reached the upper echelon of all professions when I drove those trucks

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    Truck driver,accountent,bar steward,christ Mank's you've had some jobs
    I reached the upper echelon of all professions when I drove those trucks

    Is that truck on a hill or a mountain manker.??

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