Gross - Just The Facts

[BROCKSTER]

lamsy will beat ur ass

[Billy_The_Kid]

# In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

# In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

# Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

# Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

# In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

# At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

# Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

# Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

# On Average Women fart three times more than Men!


Some other disgusting facts concerning roundworms: :x

# A 23-year-old inebriated male got beaten silly with a baseball bat. The surgeons sewed him back together without incident, but when it was over he coughed up a 15-centimeter roundworm.

# A 50-year-old man was hit by a car and arrived at the hospital comatose. After two days he developed respiratory arrest followed by heart failure and death. A postmortem exam revealed a 25-centimeter roundworm in the tracheal tube inserted to help him breathe.

# A 64-year-old male had heart surgery but had numerous problems afterward, including multiple organ failure. Ten days after the operation a 20-centimeter roundworm was pulled out of his tracheal tube. Smaller worms were later seen in the bedsheets, and X rays revealed several large worms in the lungs. After 18 days he died of a massive candida infection.


:x Parasite worms are disgusting!!! :x

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid@15 April 2003 - 16:58
# Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

Now that is funny!
But if you are in the USA, how many pints is that?