Rampaging through the cliffs, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Ziggyjuarez! And he gives a mighty howl:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"
Poster
Rampaging through the cliffs, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Ziggyjuarez! And he gives a mighty howl:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"
Dexter's Apprentice.
I'm gonna hit ya so hard you'll wish your daddy was impotent!!!
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
Use Logic Or STFU!!!
Here are my others....Originally Posted by Busyman
"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace"
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"
"I'm going to flog you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and dip you in uranium!!"
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to the landscape like a sentient bulldozer!!!"
"For the love of beatings, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"
"I'm going to bruise you into the danger zone, and launch you into deep space!!!"
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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yeeehaw
Sprinting amidst the cliffs, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Missie! And she gives a vengeful grunt:
"I'm going to bruise you like a first grade teacher, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"
I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.
woowoo
Prowling amidst the mountains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Rossco! And he gives a spectacular cry:
"I'm going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"
Died in battle
i don't really find these battle crys much good battlecry-wise. They're not very chanty really, i can't imagine charging across the plains with my sword held high, using all my breath to yell similies at the enemy.
The Sexay Half Of ABBA And Max: Freelance Plants
Smoke weed everyday
Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the tundra! It is Danb, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!"
Gepper #1
Who is that, stalking out of the fields! It is ElvisLover, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"
we want your oil!
why can't you just use the generator like everyone else?
en(un)lightened
I'm gonna drop you like a turd from a really tall horse.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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