manker and the missus walk home from the local Spar after stocking up on babycham

[Gripper]

no, scrotbag, that was in the bumper......you can shut it, i've driven your "car", i dont even need to comment on it!!

No you just need to bring it back

[missie]

i've driven your "car", i dont even need to comment on it!!

Most drivers can reverse.

[Proper Bo]

MOST cars are big enough for anyone over 5'2" to drive! Me feckin heed was through the roof!

[missie]

I prefered it when you were sticking your head out the window.

Especially when singin' Mariah songs.

[Proper Bo]

I prefered it when you were sticking your head out the window.

Especially when singin' Mariah songs.

bollocks!

However I do remember a classic quote from you which I might just have to tell people *cough* old trafford *cough*

[missie]

so what?
I'm a girl, I don't need to know these fings.

Paul Weller was in the Police though.

[Proper Bo]

so what?
I'm a girl, I don't need to know these fings.

Paul Weller was in the Police though.

Yes, that was also a classic;

I asked (sarcastically) what band Paul Weller was in, and she replied "the Police" in the most smug well-you-should-have-known-that voice

Whilst watching the cricket (ashes, she was watching them, not me, got no interest in it), the little genius that she is, turned and said "I thought Old Trafford was just a football pitch".
Quite clearly not noticing the fact that it wasn't anything near the size of a football stadium and obviously not Old Trafford football stadium


I've said it before, tis a good thing you're pretty missie

[missie]

maybe i was trying to make you feel smarter.

now hush, or i shall send the hedgepigs after you.