I Think I Have Flu

[Gripper]

How does it work?

Your body starts making antibodies to the vaccine virus about a week to ten days after the injection, and they help protect you against any similar viruses you then come into contact with.

Flu vaccinations protect against most flu viruses: they won’t stop you catching the many other viruses that appear every winter. Because flu is generally more serious, it makes sense to get protected.

The flu virus changes , so you need to have a flu jab every year to make sure that you are protected against the latest strain of the virus.

There is no active virus in a flu vaccine so it cant cause flu. People sometimes catch other flu-like viruses, or very occasionally catch flu before the vaccine takes effect.

Cautions

If you have a serious allergy to hens’ eggs, you shouldn’t get vaccinated, and it’s not generally advised if you’re pregnant. If in doubt, ask your doctor.

Healthy people don’t need to be vaccinated; for most people flu is uncomfortable but not serious.

[Spider_dude]

you totally didnt steal that from a website, is almost as bad as Manker pretending to be a girl who always capitalized the first letter of his name, a double bluff dawgs

[manker]

[missie]

Sheep that can make tea?

sheep say they cant make tea cause of their lack of opposable thumbs.
i think they just dont try hard enough.

[Mr. Mulder]

you can catch super aids from public toilets