Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I sit down when I've got a hard-on and I need to piss, otherwise the jet stream is totally uncontrollable.
That's just too weird to be a rod, maybe your cawk and arse are the wrong way around
effendi
I sit down when I've got a hard-on and I need to piss, otherwise the jet stream is totally uncontrollable.
That's just too weird to be a rod, maybe your cawk and arse are the wrong way around
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Bored posty
I sit down to pee when pissed
mostly harmless
You don't even bother to get off your bar-stool do you?
Dexter's Apprentice.
The advantage us fellers have over women is we can just whip it out and pee where ever we feel like it.
Mind they do take a dim view of this in Tesco's
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
Poster
A lazy wee. Nothing better when you've been on the lash and you can't aim straight. Though do be carful to ensure you are sitting on a toilet and not a sink, expensive computer or elderly relative.Sometimes I sit down. It makes me feel nawty!
Peace bd
spmado
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aah good, you've took manker's cawk out yer mouth long enough to post
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Poster
Are you suggesting I type my posts out with manker's cawk?
spmado
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no, just that you're a fag
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Ex-Moderatererer
bitchno, just that you're a fag
spmado
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yes, better term there, thanksbitchno, just that you're a fag
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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