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  1. 11-05-2005, 12:54 PM #21
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    oh I remember the night before the tigers grand final I preyed to god that for the tigers to win and that if they did I would;t wank for a week I just wanted them to win 1 Grand final while I was alive been so shit for 15 years

    anyway they won

    next day later on Monday I was wanking again its fucking too addictive

    OK Ive never had any drugs before or smoked not 1 cigarette

    but masturbation is a fucking addiction
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  3. 11-05-2005, 12:54 PM Lounge   -   #22
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    i was going on the lottery urban legend again but didn't know how to finish it
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  5. 11-05-2005, 01:01 PM Lounge   -   #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    i was going on the lottery urban legend again but didn't know how to finish it


    I see -- I got it last time, but that really was just too vague, mate!
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    Yes

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  15. 11-05-2005, 06:16 PM Lounge   -   #28
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    In front of a mirror... um why?

    Anyway I can't remember how old I was but I guess I finally did it after hearing everyone all the time talking about "wanking" etc... Peer pressure heh
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  17. 11-05-2005, 07:03 PM Lounge   -   #29
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    13. I didn't know what was going on, and my orgasm really surprised me.
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
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  19. 11-05-2005, 08:17 PM Lounge   -   #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    13. I didn't know what was going on, and my orgasm really surprised me.
    Likewise

    12 in the bath ... and had a minor panic attack because I thought I had broken something.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum

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