Suicide

[maebach]

If I ever decide to kill myself, here's how:

1. take shit loads of drugs and get REALLY high
2. kidnap a hooker
3. grab her and start ferkin her cunt
4. Jump off the CN tower with her while still havin intercourse
5. Orgasm before hitting the ground
6. Hopefully my sperm soldiers will find some old guy and suffocate him
7. The hooker will cushion my fall and I will be uninjured
8. Do it over again yay

If she cushions your fall, how will you die?

[muchspl3]

I've never seriously considered killing myself

why not give it a chance.

[ziggyjuarez]

Never seriously considered it.But i do love the idea of no longer haveing to live
straight to JESUS LAND