You should have seen my face when I just learned.Originally Posted by manker
I'm converting to Judaism now.
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You should have seen my face when I just learned.
I'm converting to Judaism now.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
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learning martial arts won't take away the painYou should have seen my face when I just learned.
I'm converting to Judaism now.
Poster
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mostly harmless
Wouldn't this have been harder if you had omitted the words in red?If you had two fishes named one and two, and if one died you'd still have two.
But two died you'd still have one.
Please explain.
effendi
Wouldn't this have been harder if you had omitted the words in red?If you had two fishes named one and two, and if one died you'd still have two.
But two died you'd still have one.
Please explain.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Just Lame
He didn't have any words in red.Wouldn't this have been harder if you had omitted the words in red?If you had two fishes named one and two, and if one died you'd still have two.
But two died you'd still have one.
Please explain.
we want your oil!
that's stupider than the nine fingers thingI suppose you think 9 X 3 = 27. Explain this one then.
There were three women sharing a house, and they agreed to divide all the
expenses evenly. They each paid a third of the rent, a third of the
telephone bill and a third of all the groceries.
One day they decided to buy a television, and went down to the second-hand
shop where there was an old black & white TV in the window for £30. They
each handed over £10 and carried the TV away.
As they left, the salesman went to his boss and said, "I just managed to
get rid of that old TV in the window."
"For how much?", replied the boss.
"Thirty ponds.", said the salesman.
"Oh, no. It's on sale for only £25. Catch up with them and give them their
change.", ordered the boss.
The salesman took five £1 coins out of the till and ran down the road. On
the way, he thought to himself, "Well, these women split everything between
them; how am I going to divide five £1 coins between three people?"
He decided not to bother. He'd give them a £1 coin each and would pocket
the other £2 for himself, who would ever know!
He caught up with them and gave each of them a coin.
Q.) How much did each of the women pay for the TV?
A.) They paid £10 each and they each got £1 back, so that makes it £9.
Q.) And what is three times nine?
A.) Twenty-seven!
Q.) How much did the salesman keep?
A.) Two pounds
Q.) And what is twenty-seven plus two?
A.) Twenty-nine
Q.) So where's the other pound?
Noodle Critic
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Can you explain that again?Actually, after the fiver was taken out of the till, each woman has paid £8.33 and one third of a penny.
Add to that the pound each that the salesman returned and you get £9.33 and one third of a penny.
Multiply by three and that gives you precisely £28. The salesman has £2 in his pocket.
£28 + £2 = £30
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Four Star Cynic
It means for three quid you get a lot of fish and chips, I thinkCan you explain that again?Actually, after the fiver was taken out of the till, each woman has paid £8.33 and one third of a penny.
Add to that the pound each that the salesman returned and you get £9.33 and one third of a penny.
Multiply by three and that gives you precisely £28. The salesman has £2 in his pocket.
£28 + £2 = £30
It's hot in Topeka.
Noodle Critic
BT Rep: +2
Please explain! I must know!
Last edited by SpatulaGeekGirl; 12-14-2005 at 10:35 PM.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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