at the end of the day
it's a game of two halfs
and errrrrrrrm
and the all time classic sir bobby one "If they hadn't scored - we would have won."
spmado
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at the end of the day
it's a game of two halfs
and errrrrrrrm
and the all time classic sir bobby one "If they hadn't scored - we would have won."
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Kentish old lady
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About the age of kids:
"He's (some number) months old."
Next time, I'll ask how many hours old he is.
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We're still counting in weeks and days...Originally Posted by Guillaume
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Not sure if this counts:
People who cheer when a barmaid smashes a glass.
What does rawk though is when the pub cricket team gets pissed up and cheers each and every person who enters the pub. Then boos them seconds later, confuses the feckery out of people.
Last edited by Cheese; 01-04-2006 at 01:03 PM.
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"When that other guy in the elevator farts"
Did you just fart?
"When you finish giving a hot girl directions"
YOU: Hey, you look nice by the way.
HER: Why thank you..- HEY! Timmy, stop hitting your sister!
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"Do you want to 'Go Large' for an extra 30p?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
NO. If I'd wanted large don't you think I'd have fucking asked for large, and the same with the fries, if I'd fucking wanted your limp yellow pathetic excuses for proper chips, I'd have asked for those too, you cunt!
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When your bank phones you then asks you to confirm who you are for security reasons. Yeah, I can see the reasons but it is still annoying to have someone phone you and then ask you to prove who you are.
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eh?
mostly harmless
Same is true for wrong numbers.
Someone phones up and says, "Is Bob there",
and I go, "There's no Bob's here, you must have the wrong number",
and they go "O Rly? Who's this then?",
and I go "None of your business, fucktard, learn how to use the phone, now get the fuck off the line!".
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