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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    It'll be almost beer garden season then, much more conducive to giving up smoking.
    Nope.
    I gave up sans probleme in beer garden season the last time I gave up - it was only 6 months later, huddled together in smokey pubs, that my will power waned.

    Giving up smoking is easy, I just couldn't be arsed with it last time
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Nope.
    I gave up sans probleme in beer garden season the last time I gave up - it was only 6 months later, huddled together in smokey pubs, that my will power waned.

    Giving up smoking is easy, I just couldn't be arsed with it last time
    So do it now (post 6 nations), while it's still easy.

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    It's tax season - and the 1000 duty-free Marlboro I bought in preparation aren't gonna smoke themselves
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    send 'em up north

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    It's tax season - and the 1000 duty-free Marlboro I bought in preparation aren't gonna smoke themselves
    Sell them, then the customs can do you and you will get bummed in jail.

    That will turn you off the fags.

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    heheheh he said fag hehehehe

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    Do it. If you do we can form our own British Basketball team to take on the 'merkins. I'll be Goal Shooter obviously, you can be Goal Attack (they can shoot as well) and Bo can be Goal Defence.

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    Twister doesn't strike me as much of a gheyball player, perhaps the merkins will let him be our orange boy.


    When I say 'orange boy' - I don't mean he can provide us with fruit based refreshment in each of the forty three time-outs, obviousement. No, I mean that after the match is over, we strip him naked, paint him orange like the Tango-man and send him out on court so the assembled throng can laugh at his small penis
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    With 43 half-times a match we don't really need to give up smoking to take up 'merkin sports. In fact I'd probably have to restart just to have something to do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    With 43 half-times a match we don't really need to give up smoking to take up 'merkin sports. In fact I'd probably have to restart just to have something to do...


    All merkin sports are like that. In American football you only play half the game as there are separate offence and defence teams, plus the seventy eight time outs. Baseball is just a sit-down fest for the players.

    All except athletics which, as you pointed out the other day, doesn't count 'cause it's just running.
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