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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    I wish I was manker. I'd love a welsh cock!
    I can do a good welsh accent if that's any help
    I didn't know cocks could talk, never mind with an accent!

    Mind you, they can be a bit leeky.

    I'll get my coat
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

    I can do a good welsh accent if that's any help
    I didn't know cocks could talk, never mind with an accent!

    Mind you, they can be a bit leeky.

    I'll get my coat
    So as to not get a any leakage on your shirt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

    I can do a good welsh accent if that's any help
    I didn't know cocks could talk, never mind with an accent!

    Mind you, they can be a bit leeky.

    I'll get my coat
    You want it stiching to you with that joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama

    I didn't know cocks could talk, never mind with an accent!

    Mind you, they can be a bit leeky.

    I'll get my coat
    You want it stitching to you with that joke
    Stitching what to me?
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Show of hands if you are not one of the following

    American
    Tax Dodger
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    I'm yer man JP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    I wish I was manker. I'd love a welsh cock!
    How did I miss this!

    It can be arranged :naughty:
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    I wish I was manker. I'd love a welsh cock!
    How did I miss this!

    It can be arranged

    How? Are you going to chop it off and send it to me so I can surgically attach it to my loins temporarily?
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    I was thinking of lending it to you, for one second at a time and then taking it back, doing this multiple times over a period of ... ohhh, I don't know ... maybe five minutes.

    Some people round these parts call it secks but that sounds like witchcraft to me
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I was thinking of lending it to you, for one second at a time and then taking it back, doing this multiple times over a period of ... ohhh, I don't know ... maybe five minutes.


    ...you wish...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I was thinking of lending it to you, for one second at a time and then taking it back, doing this multiple times over a period of ... ohhh, I don't know ... maybe five minutes.


    ...you wish...
    That's in American minutes which is equivalent to 23 of our British seconds.

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