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After taking the first steps on the moon and saying the immortal words, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind", Neil Armstrong looked to his right, only to see Chuck Norris there on the moon, sitting on a lawn chair drinking a beer. "Giant leap, my ass", Chuck replied.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad he's never cried
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I am aware of this Chuck Norris thingy few months ago. But somehow, yesterday, someone going berserk and told me everything about Chuck Norris and then, laugh like hell.
Noobs.
Yours Sincerely,
Dark Steno @ Maskawaih
Oh god, if you want a wealth of Norris jokes, just scan any random thread at Fark. Gets old quick, though....
Use Logic Or STFU!!!
Yup this is my first time hearing a Chuck Norris joke as well.Originally Posted by hippychick
I havent heard any chuck norris jokes
I think it's an internet doohicky, hippy.
Zed posted a site that had Vin Diesel jokes along the same line.
edit: Something from last year
Last edited by Busyman; 01-30-2006 at 07:48 AM.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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Dexter's Apprentice.
Chuck Norris was world champion in karate way back when.
So I'm pretty sure he could kick the shit out of most of the plebs on the board,mock him at your peril!!!
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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