Post your favourite movie quotes here

[Evil_Monkey]

"Hey,do you know where shit is" :CKY Landspeed
"i'll pay ya ten bucks to kick my dads ass" :CKY Landspeed

"Def Leppard sucks" :Joe Dirt
"It ain't no metier thats for sure, its a big old hunk of shit":Joe Dirt

"It looks like there following a big trail of bug shit" :Little Nicky

"you get your dick and your pussey all covered in shit" :team America

"I just got violated by a lizard man,actually that felt pretty good" :Grind

[Tempestv]

Kinda random lot here

He iz a criminal! And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys.

You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: Keep it real!
That's three words!
Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word, it's short for innit, innit?

The Greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist.

We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open.

There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.

I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.

[Tempestv]

Vincent: I thought you said he was a getaway driver, what the fuck can he get away from?

sweet movie.

[randy9294]

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet."

"When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. "
"I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast."

"Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes."



All from the same movie.

[Evil_Monkey]

Full metal jacket

"five foot nine i didn,t know they stack shit the high"
"What is that? What the fuck is that"
"I am gonna rip your balls off! so you can not contaminate the rest of the world"
"you have best unfuck yourself or i will unsrew your head and shit down your neck"
"you owe me for one jelly donut"
"Holy dog shit Texas, only steers and queers come from texas"

That sargent has a mouth of a smart ass

[no_one2]

"Elliot" (when E.T. is sick and crying out - the voice does it to me every time)

[Fourtyacres]

"hey kid go fuck a duck" George Kennedy in Thunderball and Lightfoot

[Fourtyacres]

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet."

"When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. "
"I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast."

"Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes."



All from the same movie.

Not only same movie same person said them all... Chief Dan George

[py3m4n]

Heres one.

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots, around here! This stuff'll make you a Goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurs! Just like me.

Class movie this one. The guv'nor at his best.

[py3m4n]

I got a fun fact for you, "you made out with your sister"

Eurotrip.