I love pointless swearing. Especially out of the mouths of the very posh, the elderly, or the very young. Imaginative expletives are hilarious.
Podiceps cristatus
I love pointless swearing. Especially out of the mouths of the very posh, the elderly, or the very young. Imaginative expletives are hilarious.
Last edited by Blythorama; 01-30-2006 at 09:30 PM.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
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Crotch, fag, cunt-wanker.
The 1, 1, 2 pattern of swearing works pretty well I think.
It's hot in Topeka.
effendi
That's 1-1-3 gep, gep, geptard.Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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It's hot in Topeka.
Four Star Cynic
Rod, fuck, Wales bastard.
It's hot in Topeka.
effendi
Rod
Count the sylables, arse, feck, cuntboi.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Four Star Cynic
:double rod:
It's hot in Topeka.
Ad ministrator
The president of the company i work for does this to try and be one of the lads. Sounds sooooo out of place him swearing lyke
Podiceps cristatus
The president of the company i work for does this to try and be one of the lads. Sounds sooooo out of place him swearing lyke
The Great and Chinless swearing is always great.
"Yah yah buggering bugger-balls mumble mumble fuhcking woofters mumble mumble plebs and peasants..."
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Use Logic Or STFU!!!
MOST cops do just that...especially MD state troopers and Virginia cops.I don't get that. If I was the cop I would get more satisfaction from being polite and grinning from ear to ear as I handed over the ticket.............
This guy was a Prince George's County cop. He actually said....
"WHY THE HELL YOU GOING SO FAST? HUH? HUH? {my radar detector is bleeping} SO YOUR RADAR DIDN'T WORK NOW DID IT DID IT? GIMME ME YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!!!!"
Now with your scenario I had a time where I missed my exit for a get together with coworkers at Don Pablo's. If you missed this exit you end up in the HOV lane.
Fucking Virginia cop pulls me over. I expain to him that I don't wanna be in the HOV lane but just missed my exit. I was trying to go to Don Pablo's and I actually wanna turn around. He says. "Yeah if you miss that last exit you end up in HOV." I'm thinking "no shit", idiot.He then tells me how to turn around and gives me a ticket.
When I'm turn around at the next exit, there's a cop up there. He fucking pulls me over and I explain to him that I already got a ticket. He calls down to make sure then lets me on my way.
They are bitches.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
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He then tells me how to turn around and gives me a ticket.
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