fecking gawd damned theiving pikey

[Proper Bo]

I dunno but I've got some green so I have must have done something reeaaally good

[Snee]

i must have pissed on the pope then.

Well, I know what I did

[Lilmiss]

i'm not important enough for capital letters.
actually, i just can't be fucked with extra effort of them.

[Snee]

The boldness was intended as an emphasis.

You reading it this way is an added bonus

[JPaul]

:mini rant:

i had note from the postman last week to say they were keeping a letter that needed a signature for me to receive. as i have no car, i left it to today to hike upto the depo. the letter basically says that i'm being charged £105.00 for the company moving my car to their holding lot. on top of that, another £12 for everyday it is kept over there, so roughly £90 so far. the letter goes on to inform me that i must collect my vechicle any time before the 14th of Feb, or on the 15th it will be sold on to cover their storage costs!!

the police haven't even called me yet to let me know they have finished checking it for prints and other evidence. plus it's not even being held in my town, so i'd need to find someone willing to tow me home before i can get it into a garage for a quote for the damn insurance cnuts.

almost £200 to get my broken car back, then another £100+ to get it fixed.
what a complete bag of bollocks.


//end's rant for short intoxication period.

I had a car stolen once, then got the bill from the Police for having it moved.

I phoned them, spoke to an Inspector and pointed out.

1. I was the victim of the crime.

2. I already paid it, as it was people like me who paid for the Police to exist.

3. I had not asked them to move it, so how could they justify moving it.

The Inspector stated that they had no option but to move it, as it was their duty not to leave it on the street.

I replied that, if it was normal Police business then I should not be charged for this.

We agreed that they had moved it to get it off the road and to allow them to fingerprint it. As such the bill was not appropriate and it was cancelled, saving £105.

Please note, this conversation took about ten minutes and was rather heated at times.

[Lilmiss]

i have an ex bobby who works for me, so i shall have a word with him tomorrow about this kind of situation and see if he can pull some strings.

i'm not upset that i shall have to scrap it, it is only a car and it's easy enough to get another. it's just the unfairness of it all that annoys me.

[JPaul]

it's just the unfairness of it all that annoys me.

I was the same, righteous indigfuckingnation saw me thro'.

I seriously gave this Inspector pelters over the phone. The person who was in the room with me actually left and later said "I've never saw you like that ".

I was as pissed off as a pissed off thing.

[Lilmiss]

I was as pissed off as a pissed off thing.

Fine, you've convinced me.
After my staff meeting tomorrow morn, I'll skip my essential fag break and be so frustrated I'll feel the need to tell someone off.

[JPaul]

I was as pissed off as a pissed off thing.

Fine, you've convinced me.
After my staff meeting tomorrow morn, I'll skip my essential fag break and be so frustrated I'll feel the need to tell someone off.

Take it out on an innocent bystander, you know it makes sense.