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    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc
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    I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a midnight ride with Teddy Kennedy.
    You DO listen to rush
    No, I DON'T.

    I used to listen to him on what was probably the only FM station in the country that carried him.

    About six years ago they moved him to their AM sister-station, which I cannot receive.

    Sorry...

    BTW-

    How would you know what Rush said unless YOU listen to him?
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    I think it was a rather good shot myself.. I just wonder why he was so ashamed to share his triumph with the world and only let the gas out after some considerable time had past...

    Rumour has it, that this was just a new, typically unworkable, Bush policy, designed to reduce the pension costs in America...and help fill the ever increasing American deficit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thewizeard
    I think it was a rather good shot myself.. I just wonder why he was so ashamed to share his triumph with the world and only let the gas out after some considerable time had past...

    Rumour has it, that this was just a new, typically unworkable, Bush policy, designed to reduce the pension costs in America...and help fill the ever increasing American deficit...
    I think Harry knew too much.
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    Turn again DickHarry Whittington

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    Dick decided there was no future for him in London, and left to go home to Gloucestershire. He stopped on top of Highgate Hill on the way out of London. There he heard the bells of London ringing - they seemed to say: �Turn again, Dick Cheney Whittington, (I am getting all mixed up here)  three times Lord Mayor of London'.
    The story continues....
    Dick thought this was a good omen and returned to Fitzwarren's house. He learnt that the ship had returned with great news. The sailing party arrived in a foreign land where the king's court was overrun by rats. Dick's cat killed or drove out all the rats. In thanks the king paid a huge sum of gold to buy the cat. Dick was now a very wealthy man. He married Alice Fitzwarren, and eventually became Lord Mayor of London.

    There you go..history repeats itself...

    The Streets are not paved with gold, for Harry, but lead...


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    Cheney obviously didn't have proper gun control.
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    Cheney didn't speak to the police for a day. Because he was under the influence of alcohol & or prescription drugs. Flame on.

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    To be honest...it's the Vice-President of the USA! ...that's to whom we are refering...I think it's time that Bush and his cronies get the hell out of the White House...

    What do you think would have happened to the likes of us..if we had waited a day to own up?

    Cheney voelt zich door alle kritiek niet als aangeschoten wild: hij heeft het publiek naar zijn zeggen niet eerder geïnformeerd, omdat hij eerst precies wilde vaststellen wat er gebeurd was.

    which in English..basically means...He didn't want to inform the general public untill he could be sure what had happened....

    hehe,.. man, you just shot your friend...that's what happened.

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    I like how the white house and cheney's firends all tried to claim that he was not to blaim. I have a feeling that Cheney only appoigized because all the hunting experts came out quite clearly and said that Cheney was to blaim, so what else could he say? every kid in montana that graduates from hunter safety (basicly every kid in montana) knows that the number one rule to firearm safety is know your target and beyond.

    At least since all the people he knows or has anything to do with are millionare lawyers, most of the people of the country are safe.

    I am a Montana Native
    I love to hunt and fish
    I love to shoot guns
    Many of my Economic Beliefs side with conservitives
    Bush is a FUCKUP AND COULD NOT GET OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE FAST ENOUGH WITH THE REST OF HIS FUCKING CROOKED FRIENDS!!
    sorry, any talking about the current crop of idiots to occupy the white house kinda touches on a nerve
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tempestv
    I like how the white house and cheney's firends all tried to claim that he was not to blaim. I have a feeling that Cheney only appoigized because all the hunting experts came out quite clearly and said that Cheney was to blaim, so what else could he say? every kid in montana that graduates from hunter safety (basicly every kid in montana) knows that the number one rule to firearm safety is know your target and beyond.

    At least since all the people he knows or has anything to do with are millionare lawyers, most of the people of the country are safe.

    I am a Montana Native
    I love to hunt and fish
    I love to shoot guns
    Many of my Economic Beliefs side with conservitives
    Bush is a FUCKUP AND COULD NOT GET OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE FAST ENOUGH WITH THE REST OF HIS FUCKING CROOKED FRIENDS!!
    sorry, any talking about the current crop of idiots to occupy the white house kinda touches on a nerve
    Well you are anything but a sheep. That's for sure.

    Did you hear? Harry has buckshot in his heart and had an attack recently.

    It's a shame that he'll probably die.

    Harry knows too much.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Well you are anything but a sheep. That's for sure.
    Good thing, I have nightmares about that kind of thing. I gotta wonder though- who was it that said that if you support gun rights, that means that you for example do not support womans right to choose? what is the connection bettween them?
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Did you hear? Harry has buckshot in his heart and had an attack recently.

    It's a shame that he'll probably die.

    Harry knows too much.
    Actually, he is fine, they got the bb out of the area where it was causing trouble, and now it is just free floating in his heart. apperently it won't cause problems. I have a number of friends with bbs under the skin due to bb gun wars, I never thought about something like that killing you by pluging up you heart. it seems almost to far fetched to be true.

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