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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    I think you'll find it was thier thumbs they cut off manker,much more up your street.


    :babumdish:

    More up his back passage I think you'll find.
    I'd have said 'alley' rather than 'street' but it still raised a chuckle
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    You should haved used penii.

    Few people would have the bottle to question it and if they did you could have pulled a Busboy and pretended it was a rod
    I thought of that but then got worried about catching aids, like what happened to Busyboi when he did it

    I think it was the bad aids too
    Yeah but he did it from a wankpit.

    The first guy to ever catch bad aids from himself.

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    I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics
    Artist(Band):The Proclaimers


    I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics


    When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
    I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
    When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
    If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
    And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

    But I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door


    When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
    And when the money, comes in for the work I do
    I'll pass almost every penny on to you
    When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
    And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

    But I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
    And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
    I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
    When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
    And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
    I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

    But I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)


    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    And I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door

    Classis lyrics

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul


    :babumdish:

    More up his back passage I think you'll find.
    I'd have said 'alley' rather than 'street' but it still raised a chuckle
    I've got a mate who says, "how's things up you end".

    We always larf at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    I have noticed a recent downturn in the quality of your postings. Relying heavily on the use of the word "cawk". Is this a deliberate thing or have you recently taken a rather large quantity of psychotropic drugs, leading to an unfortunate permanent effect.

    At least I haven't resorted to talking about soccer in the wrong forum, like anyone gives a fuck.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics
    Artist(Band):The Proclaimers


    I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics


    When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
    I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
    When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
    If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
    And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

    But I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door


    When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
    And when the money, comes in for the work I do
    I'll pass almost every penny on to you
    When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
    And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

    But I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
    And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
    I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
    When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
    And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
    I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

    But I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)

    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    fa la la la (fa la la la)
    fa la la la (fa la la la)


    Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    And I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
    To fall down at your door

    Classis lyrics
    That song is a bucket of penii.

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    And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

    Jpaul,as a person from up north could you explain these lyrics to me

    And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobbes
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    I have noticed a recent downturn in the quality of your postings. Relying heavily on the use of the word "cawk". Is this a deliberate thing or have you recently taken a rather large quantity of psychotropic drugs, leading to an unfortunate permanent effect.

    At least I haven't resorted to talking about soccer in the wrong forum, like anyone gives a fuck.
    Fair point, who does give a fuck what you post about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

    Jpaul,as a person from up north could you explain these lyrics to me

    And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
    Haver = Gibbering a lot of pish.

  10. Lounge   -   #30
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by hobbes


    At least I haven't resorted to talking about soccer in the wrong forum, like anyone gives a fuck.
    Fair point, who does give a fuck what you post about.
    About ten times as many people who even both to click on your drivel about kicky bawlz.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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