Fat Secret Agent
After your revelations about the potential Daisy manker you really don't want to be asking strangers on the internet to babysit. People may get the right idea about you.Originally Posted by manker
You're offerring to look after the wean. How kind.
He's got a bit of a runny nose and a touch of the squits at the moment - so bring plenty of wet-wipes.
effendi
You're not strange!After your revelations about the potential Daisy manker you really don't want to be asking strangers on the internet to babysit. People may get the right idea about you.
In fact, with your twenty-odd years of experience of being a kept-man with child rearing responsibilities, I thought you'd be the ideal candidate.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
mostly harmless
AiDs.You're offerring to look after the wean. How kind.
He's got a bit of a runny nose and a touch of the squits at the moment - so bring plenty of wet-wipes.
effendi
Good point, I'd better wrap the boy up in aids-proof clingfilm so he doesn't catch it from JP
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
It's Ok, I've got good aids.Good point, I'd better wrap the boy up in aids-proof clingfilm so he doesn't catch it from JP
effendi
90% of people with the bad aids say they have the good aids. Fact!
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Procrastinator
JP can come too and cheese can look after mankers aids-ridden clingfilmed child.
Fat Secret Agent
This time it's personal.
I always love that joke. That's why I do it soooo often
effendi
What! He's got aids already.
Oh well. May as well let j2k4 get on with the baby-sitting duties
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Procrastinator
Yipee! FST shag-fest.
I'm going to the cornershop to get the jobs pages and some crisps. Anybody want anything?
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