I have a sparkling repertoire of put-downs and cutting remarks at my disposal, this prompted me to formulate a username that the cerebrally disadvantaged could change to an insult with the minimum of cranial exertion.
After they've finished crying because of whatever I've said, they can post something like '
fuck u wanker lol'. You see, I've allowed them a little simplistic sunshine in their gordian existence.
Yeah, I'm
that nice.
Don't worry if you think this revalation will lessen the pleasure they get from my benevolence - I've purposely peppered this post with plush prose, they'll get confused and give up before the end of the first sentence
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