Propose a Rule Change

[manker]

Hoi!

Duno, Match of the Day, maybe.

I have tailored it so the potential perpetrator stays on the pitch

[JPaul]

It really is a god idea.

You should write to someone. P'raps the FA. They run World football.

[GepperRankins]

grow really sharp grass so people aren't so eager to fall over

[JPaul]

grow really sharp grass so people aren't so eager to fall over

Nah, that's just silly. Genuine players would get hurt.

[Carcinus]

Well just grow the sharp stuff in the places where they dive then.

[JPaul]

Well just grow the sharp stuff in the places where they dive then.

Sorry, I never really thought it thro'

[Cheese]

A mandatory steroid injection for all players. When the technology is perfected, cybernetic implants to be fitted to all players. Also laser beams, freakin' laser beams from their freakin' eyes.

[JPaul]

A mandatory steroid injection for all players. When the technology is perfected, cybernetic implants to be fitted to all players. Also laser beams, freakin' laser beams from their freakin' eyes.

Hardly rule changes.