Originally Posted by StephG
My workplace puts a lot of business their way. I can only assume it's to do with that, not because I frequent the Novotel a lot. I can't recall ever stepping foot through the doors at all.
Sexpest
My workplace puts a lot of business their way. I can only assume it's to do with that, not because I frequent the Novotel a lot. I can't recall ever stepping foot through the doors at all.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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effendi
I used to do a similar thing with my xmas pressies. My method was to open them very slowly, the goal being to make my sister think that I got more than her.Because I want to eat them
You don't eat them, cawkfan. You leave them in the shiny foil, untouched and perfect so your loved ones, who have greedily scoffed their own confectionary, covet them intensely. It will make them unhappy for ages. :evil:
Aiming for an inverse ratio here. Seems the most achievable option.
Tears were a bonus
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
My girlfriend didn't get me any Easter eggs.
When I asked for a bit of hers she kicked me. In the face. With her foot.
Poster
Did you get her an egg.
we want your oil!
the easter bunny came into burger king
Poster
What did it have to eat, some sort of veggieburger.
we want your oil!
it gave us all eggs
Poster
It gave you what? Oh eggs, I thought you said something else there. My bad.it gave us all eggs
Kentish old lady
BT Rep: +8
Nope. The Easter bunny was on strike or something.
yeeehaw
I've done bloody well this year.
So far; 4 eggs, one plant, £30, new mug, 4 shot glasses, a watch, 2 bags of food stuffs, a passport cover and 4 Stella.
I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.
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