L8trs, I promised to clean the toilet.Originally Posted by Cheese
Anal Sex (he the one gettin REAMED)
Finally getting laid after bein Virgin for 57 years
Crack Cocaine (no doubt)
Chinese...needles in the Penis torture
He sniffed a little too much bleach.
I've got a fetish for Bums ( )
ummm...COTTON EYE JOE!!!!!!!!
He staired a little too much at the sun...
He had 7 sex changes, before he decided to just stay a man...
A doctor accidentally routed his sphincter to his urithra...so he shits out his penis hole.
Someone payed him $100,000 to jump off the overpass.
Everytime he blinks at someone 3 times, they die instantly. (it's a curse)
L8trs, I promised to clean the toilet.Originally Posted by Cheese
“It’s not the will to win that counts - it is the will to prepare”
My favourite option is
So much so it's going in me sig.Someone payed him $100,000 to jump off the overpass.
“It’s not the will to win that counts - it is the will to prepare”
What's with you and cawks recently?Originally Posted by Cheese
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