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I've put on weight since giving up (well, you know, half-giving up) and am now abstaining from Rustler's brugers and Mars bars in a bid to regain my slender figure.Originally Posted by manker
Though, I might just go and catch some tropical disease that makes me lose all my wieght at once due to constant vomiting and pooing.
effendi
I was going to start playing twice the amount of five-a-side games per week as I normally play - but that tropical disease idea is a winnar.I've put on weight since giving up (well, you know, half-giving up) and am now abstaining from Rustler's brugers and Mars bars in a bid to regain my slender figure.
Though, I might just go and catch some tropical disease that makes me lose all my wieght at once due to constant vomiting and pooing.
Btw, I read somewhere that if you're pooing and vomiting at the same time, it's better to sit on the toilet since projectile vomit is easier to direct than liquid faeces
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Unless you're Tubgirl, of course.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Feck, just lying naked in the bath is an option too.
Why fight it.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Kentish old lady
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Excuses, excuses. Lardass
mostly harmless
Her on top from now on then
effendi
Just joined my mate's team that'll play summer league 5-a-side soccer so I don't turn out to be as lardy as Bo.
They've been training twice a week for a month while I've done nowt since Xmas. Tonight at t'kickabout, I'll be the most unfit bloke there
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
I almost died at soccer last night.
Anyway, my patch got sweated off during the game and I haven't put another one on since. I'm hungry too since I haven't eaten yet today.
I could eat a packet of Marlboro atm
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Darth Monk Like.
Drink water, of time the body sends a message that it is dehydrated and we can't tell the difference coz' we just can't so we think we're hungy. Drinking of the water has several positive effects;
1. It removes dehydration, which is bad for you.
2. It fills you up a bit, needing less of the food.
3. It flushes out your cawk, removing unwanted limescale.
There are others but those are the main ones.
You do not need to see my I.D.
effendi
Cheers, JP. I'm not one for unadulterated council pop but I do like that poofy Evian flavoured water so might get some of that this afternoon.
For now, I've decided to go for Coca Cola with Lime. Regular of course.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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