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    Quote Originally Posted by lee551
    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    No doubt it will pop out when it's ready.
    i think it already did, but you just made it again. stop it.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    lee551's Avatar no soup for you! BT Rep: +5
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    double whoosh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles

    For those unable to make toast perchance?
    [cough] missie [/cough]

    I can make toast.
    Still waiting for my scrambled eggs though.

    I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
    Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.

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    in some dasterdly council flat in Kilburn north london while doing a shitty night job packing videos for export my irish neighbour would over fry kippers in that that weird toaster thing you inglesies have over your oven, every time i heated that thing up it smelt of kip.

    :moment ofmy life:

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    grills are english things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    in some dasterdly council flat in Kilburn north london while doing a shitty night job packing videos for export my irish neighbour would over fry kippers in that that weird toaster thing you inglesies have over your oven, every time i heated that thing up it smelt of kip.

    :moment ofmy life:
    I used to live in Kilburn. I understand your pain.

    The only good thing about living there was that there was never any trouble from the IRA seeing as they all lived in the area.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Thank you
    met people who had it alot worse than me, family of 4, withonly two beds, which they sleep rotated - 2 doing nightshift the other dayshift
    two of them on probation. good humor though.
    the local bars where sort of a highlight, even though the irish are incapable of happy songs

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    in some dasterdly council flat in Kilburn north london while doing a shitty night job packing videos for export my irish neighbour would over fry kippers in that that weird toaster thing you inglesies have over your oven, every time i heated that thing up it smelt of kip.

    :moment ofmy life:
    The only good thing about living there was that there was never any trouble from the IRA seeing as they all lived in the area.
    What a strange and yet wonderful logic.

    You are to be congratulated.

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    Burnt...

    Peace bd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrajag
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl

    The only good thing about living there was that there was never any trouble from the IRA seeing as they all lived in the area.
    What a strange and yet wonderful logic.

    You are to be congratulated.
    Never heard the phrase "don't shit on your own doorstep"?

    I know what I meant.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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