My paternal great-grandmother owned the dog that found the original World Cup all those years ago.
It wasn't her dog or 'owt, she just kicked it in the face on the sly.
My grandma was the first female sexist after giving birth to 7 boys. (their wives hate her but must be obediant)
She is also the first pro homosexuality 95 year old
yeah she is special
My grandad's friend's brother's wife's cousin once met a man who said he was jesus reincarnated.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
I'm possibly realted to jackie milburn, jack charlton, and bobby charlton somewhere along the line.
Border Reivers FTW
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Coooooooooooooool...Originally Posted by manker
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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