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Thread: How To Pour Ketchup - The full technical explanation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky1
    Muahahaha

    KLF strikes again

    We shall rise once more
    Dont look now but theres a mole...

    Ask her what her boyfriend likes....

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rat Faced
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky1
    Muahahaha

    KLF strikes again

    We shall rise once more
    Dont look now but theres a mole...

    Ask her what her boyfriend likes....
    I thought you were going to tell us the exact position of some mole on Skweeky1's body, Ratfaced...

    Putting water in the wine is one thing, Skweeky1, but allowing your boyfriend to consume Bolognaise on the same table, ...

    Next we shall hear you helped prepare that abomination and that it was consumed together with slices of Ron's genetically moderated cucuumbers...

    A worrying thought arises...did you, nah...you wouldn't would you?

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    The truth is...

    He does like bolognaise.

    HOWEVER!

    I do all the cooking in the house and silently add more ketchup to do the bolognaise sauce.

    He always says he likes it so I secretly turned him into a ketchup lover.

    How's that for commitment


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    Explain then how my Mayo has just about gone (despite my daughter, the only one that will touch the stuff, not being here), yet there appears to be plenty of Ketchup still....

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    Completely untrue.

    I've been asleep all this time and to my best knowledge, so has my boyfriend.

    I think RF has developed multiple personality disorder and now LOVES mayonaise


    GO KETCHUPARIANS!


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    This thread says it all.

    Ketchup lovers even have to be taught how to get the stuff out of a bottle.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Ketchup sucks. Foul stinking stuff, only good for adding to homemade bbq sauce in absence of tomatos. As far as I'm concerned, it can stay in the bottle.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    This thread says it all.

    Ketchup lovers even have to be taught how to get the stuff out of a bottle.
    ..:sigh: Oh dear lynx, this pinned topic is obviously not intended for the members of the KLF, but actually, for the bolognaise lovers.. you not only seem to be without a tail, but without a head also

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    Quote Originally Posted by thewizeard
    Quote Originally Posted by lynx
    This thread says it all.

    Ketchup lovers even have to be taught how to get the stuff out of a bottle.
    ..:sigh: Oh dear lynx, this pinned topic is obviously not intended for the members of the KLF, but actually, for the bolognaise lovers.. you not only seem to be without a tail, but without a head also
    Why on earth would bolognese lovers want to get ketchup out of the bottle?

    You obviously haven't thought this through.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    I like ketchup.

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