Don't google 'fleshlight'Originally Posted by baz
effendi
Don't google 'fleshlight'
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
Don't think about an elephant.Don't google 'fleshlight'
effendi
You just made me think about our Ben doing his elephant/trousers joke on Dave's magic video.Don't think about an elephant.Don't google 'fleshlight'
So, strictly speaking, I didn't
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
What's his elephant/trousers joke.You just made me think about our Ben doing his elephant/trousers joke on Dave's magic video.
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effendi
I thought you watched itWhat's his elephant/trousers joke.
It's where the joker turns his pockets inside out (to act as 'ears') and the proceeds to pull his penis out of the zip (to act as a trunk).
Note that this joke falls short of being realistic if you've not got a cawk like a baby's arm - or if the jokee has, in fact, seen an elephant before.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
My word, who would have thought it, the full elephant you say. How could I not have known.I thought you watched it
It's where the joker turns his pockets inside out (to act as 'ears') and the proceeds to pull his penis out of the zip (to act as a trunk).
Note that this joke falls short of being realistic if you've not got a cawk like a baby's arm - or if the jokee has, in fact, seen an elephant before.
effendi
Our Ben doing it was the first time I'd ever seen it.
Living the sheltered life I have
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Just keep reminding her about your honest intention at least with your actions. i have the same problem for years and i really love her company, but i was able to successfully control it or should i say control the things going out of hand like you said for years, and up unitl now we enjoy great company. ^_^
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This board needs a problem page. manker should be the official board agony aunt
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