My neighbour ( a guy) accused my cats earlier of have given him chlamydia on his leg
edit: there's something not right about that sentence. can someone correct it please?
Manker's web totty
My neighbour ( a guy) accused my cats earlier of have given him chlamydia on his leg
edit: there's something not right about that sentence. can someone correct it please?
spmado
BT Rep: +2
I was abused by a charvdog
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Poster
BT Rep: +4
you loved it as much as she did.
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
spmado
BT Rep: +2
aww, third person, bless you
edit: yes, i did just call you a charvdog
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Poster
BT Rep: +4
bless, simple things. :rollseyes:
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
effendi
missie got a spoon stuck up her. Fact.Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon.
She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to A + E with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Sorry
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
ive got a video on me phone of a local girl with an empty vodka bottle up her hole.
mostly harmless
smirnoff?
effendi
MMS it to me
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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