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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post


    I am extremely hawt
    Oh noes!|! your neighbour has infected you with senile
    h4r5h

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Ehhh, I'm only joking


    Anyhow, all the older midlife crisis male members will be on later with platitudes, so it will even out.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    True

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    What does 'platitudes' mean?

    nevermind: a remark or statement that may be true but is boring and meaningless because it has been said so many times before
    Last edited by Skweeky; 08-03-2006 at 03:01 PM. Reason: Who are you? What do you want from me? Leave me alone aaaaahhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    What does 'platitudes' mean?

    nevermind: a remark or statement that may be true but is boring and meaningless because it has been said so many times before
    It actually means a trite statement. I didn't really mean it like that tho'.

    I meant they'd state the obvious - like 'omg, your neighbour fancies you cos of your hawt tits', rather than think up a (not-very)witty detraction, like wot I did
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    What does 'platitudes' mean?

    nevermind: a remark or statement that may be true but is boring and meaningless because it has been said so many times before
    It actually means a trite statement. I didn't really mean it like that tho'.

    I meant they'd state the obvious - like 'omg, your neighbour fancies you cos of your hawt tits', rather than think up a (not-very)witty detraction, like wot I did
    my statement was best. if i can get a sort of compliment off bo, i really fucking own like

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    That's happened to me twice now.

    I click the 'quote message in reply' button and the message I'm replying to is totally different when I hit reply.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It actually means a trite statement. I didn't really mean it like that tho'.

    I meant they'd state the obvious - like 'omg, your neighbour fancies you cos of your hawt tits', rather than think up a (not-very)witty detraction, like wot I did
    my statement was best. if i can get a sort of compliment off bo, i really fucking own like
    Yea.

    Put it in the wank-bank, Dave.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    i don't store all the compliments i get in a text file then wank over them when i'm lonely

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    Oh good. In that case, I think you're great, mate

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