Quotable Quotes

[Proper Bo]

One of my own:

Bitch, get in the shower, you fucking stink.

true story

[Lilmiss]

damn your quick posting and telepathic powers.

[Spider_dude]

....he smells of wee and has an acorn for a cawk

or so i heard :phear:

[Lilmiss]

i don't recall saying that, but he does smell funny.

[Proper Bo]

I don't, I use teh shower

also, acorns grow into massive oak trees

[Busyman™]

Saying something about folks with "accents" is not racist. It's xenophobia

[Spider_dude]

no it's not. it's funny. that shit right there.

[Seedler]

I cant be bothered quoting properly so I paraphrase

I'm going to get a life sized tattoo of an arse, on my arse.

Not a random post.

Jocko McBannockburn

Multitasking

I broke his arm with a punch, it snapped like a twig.

Those are good

[peat moss]

I've heard this from different women in my lifetime...

Don't cum in my mouth.

Uh yeah sure I won't.

Oh you bad ! Something like the checks in the mail or the trains on time ?

Hey wait a minuet that's the three biggest lies .

[peat moss]

One of my own:

Bitch, get in the shower, you fucking stink.

true story

Ah shit I wish I could find the link , about a Video card . The reviewer said "This Biatch says get up and make me a sandwitch " I loved it .