On the Peripheral
I think he's just trying to tell us how stupid we are.Originally Posted by Tempestv
It was extremely cute to see him teaching my sister's kitten (also male) how to hunt. I had no idea that males would teach other males, especially when he hated that kitten whenever they were both in the house.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Sexpest
I like seeing my cat act like a cat. We get the occaisional mouse in here too and I've seen her fit a whole one in her gob with just the tail hanging out, release the poor spit-sodden thing, and torture it to death. I dont like seeing them just after she's killed them as they still kick, and she strips out the face, belly and legs, and leaves the spine, tail, skull and a few misc. red bits. Urgh.Do you love seeing your cat eat stuff too? Last night mine chowed down on a mouse in the front garden...I could hear the bones cracking from the kitchen. It was a little disgusting.
Spiders are great tho as she knows they bite, and does that flicky thing with her paws and its highly entertaining.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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On the Peripheral
Well, torture and consumption are entirely different.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Sexpest
Its a heirarchy of dislike.
I like seeing my cat act like a cat more than I dislike killing spiders.
Mice are cute but I dont want them in my house. If I get to them before she does I'm remove them from the house. This has so far never happened.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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On the Peripheral
I think you misunderstand.
Torture is wholesome entertainment.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
we want your oil!
i like watching the dogs kill bees cause they eat em like a south park character
effendi
During the summer months, on average, a person who resides in the UK will consume eight spiders.
The spiders are attracted to warm, dank places so crawl in your mouth while you sleep.
Fact.
Also, cats catch worms and other diseases by eating wild mice.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
On the Peripheral
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm
And that's why you stuff pills down their throat to prevent it.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
effendi
Snopes was basing that on research in Australia where spiders are simply too big to fit in a human's mouth
It says as much in the site's disclaimer.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
On the Peripheral
Tasty.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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