Nearly dislocated a girls knee whilst performing a leg massage.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Nope. too short.
Pack a mean nutsac punch though.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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I did buy a gameboy advance off a friend for $50 not long ago.
Biostar XE T5
i5-750 @ 4.0 GHZ stable (CM Hyper 212)
2 x 2GB Cosair XMS3 DDR3 1600MHZ
Radeon 5850 @ 866/1254MHZ
Intel X25-M in RAID 0
WD Caviar Black 2TB in RAID 0
3 x Asus 25.5" VW266H LCD [Eyefinity]
OK, here's one I know of, but I didn't do it.
At a company I used to work for, the custom was on your birthday to provide a load of cakes for everyone.
Now this woman, it was her birthday, so she got a load of cakes in, and set them up in the boardroom (we were only a small company, so that was OK).
She then decided to tell everyone in the company. Now, this was in the days before email, and we were all using AS400's, so what you can do is send an instant message to everyone that is currently logged on. So she did.
"It's my birthday, there are cakes in the boardroom".
Unfortunately, she'd forgotten that at the time, she was working on one of our clients AS400's, and had "passed-through" onto their AS400 (A bit like remote desktop), and so the instant message she sent was to ALL their online users. This was a multinational insurance company, whose staff were most bemused when they trooped down to their boardroom to find no cakes....
It took a long time for her to live that one down, luckily they saw the funny side.
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