Yeah but they don't give a fuck about you.Originally Posted by Skweeky
Whereas your dog, that's a mate for life and would die for you.
Fat Secret Agent
Yeah but they don't give a fuck about you.
Whereas your dog, that's a mate for life and would die for you.
Fat Secret Agent
You do know that he was being ironic and that a collection of "funny cat images" harvested from the interweb is actually a very sad thing.Thanks for that!
No, you really don't, do you.
Manker's web totty
My cats catch spiders for me.Yeah but they don't give a fuck about you.
Whereas your dog, that's a mate for life and would die for you.
Ergo
They save me more grief than any of my dogs has every done.
Also;
I don't need to walk my cats
They're nice and soft and don't smell
They purr when they lie on top of you
spmado
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cats deliberately lift their tales out the way when they sit on you, to rub their anus on your clothes cause they don't wipe.
fact.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Forum Star
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Yeah but if the cat wasn't declawed then that dog would be toast.
Software Farmer
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That was good ,don't think I posted that I'm a proud poppa again . 5 more mouths to feed ,well till we find good homes for them .
Their two weeks old last Friday can't wait till they start running around this place .
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Fuck me that was good. my chest actually hurts from laughing...
"going to the moon, brb"
I'm in your thread, testing my sig.
Cats are more independent, and they've got more attitude. They're not dumb enough to do everything you tell them to.
Fat Secret Agent
Dogs are basicaly wolves and see themselves as part of your pack, they will find a place within the pack. Even if it's only barking at the postman to defend the territory. Cats perceive themselves as individuals and you as being the prick who feeds them without them having to do any work for it.
You are anthropomrphizing oafs who see wee 4 legged people, wearing different coats because they have broadly the same physical characteristics.
Dexter's Apprentice.
That was funny.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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