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    MCHeshPants420's Avatar Fake Shemp
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    Pussies. I purposefully install viruses on my PC to slow down my uberfast connection and superhawt processor. My computer has more viruses than a crack whore with a latex allergy.

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    I own the internets.

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    I have a super Tri-Trinion cpu running at overclocked 19.6ghz, 22mb of ddr 9000 ram and 4 x 9TB 45krpm SATA drive and a 4000meg tehnet connection.
    I got a virus yesterday and it turned my computer into a penguin.......oh well I guess thats what you get for buying used from NASA

    Jonno

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    My axe has a speed of 33ghz, Sharpness of 0.0000001mm, and weighs at a mere 30kilo's and comes free with rubber gloves.

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    My cawk jacks itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    My cawk jacks itself, Officer.
    Fixed.

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    All my data are periodically backed up onto DVDs and my USB harddrives.

    I have no firewall, spyware/adware dection/antivirus software.

    I follow the golden rule of interweb surfing of never running unknown .exes named funny.exe joke.exe etc etc.

    I download and run the basic spybot and AVG free whenever a problem occurs. If problem is not fixed after 1 hour, fresh windows reinstall using approx.30min-1hr.

    Every PC user should be just like me
    You sound like you could be one of Clocker's customers tbh.
    More like the son of one, if you catch my drift.

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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    I saw what you did there, you said Seedler was a total wanker, without actually saying it.

    Nice one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene View Post
    I have a super Tri-Trinion cpu running at overclocked 19.6ghz, 22mb of ddr 9000 ram and 4 x 9TB 45krpm SATA drive and a 4000meg tehnet connection.
    I got a virus yesterday and it turned my computer into a penguin.......oh well I guess thats what you get for buying used from NASA

    Jonno
    I think I see the problem there,it's the 22mb of ram thats slowing things down.......tsk noob

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene View Post
    I have a super Tri-Trinion cpu running at overclocked 19.6ghz, 22mb of ddr 9000 ram and 4 x 9TB 45krpm SATA drive and a 4000meg tehnet connection.
    I got a virus yesterday and it turned my computer into a penguin.......oh well I guess thats what you get for buying used from NASA

    Jonno
    I think I see the problem there,it's the 22mb of ram thats slowing things down.......tsk noob
    -An unequalable bottleneck...indeed!

    Peace bd

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