Do you play gambling machines?

**Proper Bo** · 10-23-2006, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by SnnY

Originally Posted by Gripper

5'6" and used to be into them in a big way,then I realised they were a bunch of robbing bastards.

I'm taller than you

**CrabGirl** · 10-23-2006, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Usually the person stood behind me when I'm on a fruit machine is Crabgirl, she gives me encouraging punches to the kidneys and says helpful things like, "Get the fuck off the machine, bumboy" and "Looks like you won't be able to afford a KFC on the way home."

Only because he spends the money for my elderly cat's vets bills gambling on the fruitmachines, leaving me to sit in the corner sipping on a half a lime cordial. Every now and then he'll turn round to the bar to get change, flash me a tenner and saying "See that, that's the kidney transplant that is", or "She doesn't need two good eyes anyway". Cunt.

There is no option on the poll for stupid waste of time, money, electricity, plastic, and space. Tis only fools and morons that get sucked into playing them. They should be removed from all pubs, clubs, and everywhere, piled into a big pile and exploded. Fucking shitebothering, cuntclenching wankery.

**Snee** · 10-23-2006, 06:08 PM

Fools, morons AND Cheebus.

He's so special I'm giving him his own cathegory

**JPaul** · 10-23-2006, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

There is no option on the poll for stupid waste of time, money, electricity, plastic, space, poet loving, ginger fucktard .

And yet you still love him, go figure.

**CrabGirl** · 10-23-2006, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by JPaul

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

There is no option on the poll for stupid waste of time, money, electricity, plastic, space, poet loving, ginger fucktard .

And yet you still love him, go figure.

He has other qualities and yeh, I'm pretty shallow.

**MCHeshPants420** · 10-23-2006, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Originally Posted by JPaul

And yet you still love him, go figure.

He has other qualities and yeh, I'm pretty shallow.

Obviously, judging by his gambling tendencies, one of those qualities is being teh rich.

**JPaul** · 10-23-2006, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

He has other qualities and yeh, I'm pretty shallow.

Obviously, judging by his gambling tendencies, one of those qualities is being teh rich.

That's one of her qualities, arse.

She's implying you have a big cawk.

**CrabGirl** · 10-23-2006, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by JPaul

Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Obviously, judging by his gambling tendencies, one of those qualities is being teh rich.

That's one of her qualities, arse.

She's implying you have a big cawk.

I've got a good arse yes. Thanks for pointing that out.

I'm not rich though.

One of teh qualities of cheebus that I particularly admire is that he's just gone to the shop in the pissing rain, wearing shorts for some unknown reason, to get me some baccy, even though I've been out all evening and forgot to pick some up.