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    Sit him down and tell him that you're greatful and everything but that you're a neurotic and fussy woman (even though it's probably not true) and really need things to be done in a certain way, and that if he really wants to help you then the two of you do stuff to the house together. Thus blaming it all on female neuroseez.

    Or you could just be straight with him. He'll probably be mortified.

    Or you could just kick the fecker in the nads and tell him to stop interfering.

    Or you could show him this thread.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    This thread, that's the ticket.

    My posts in particliar.

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    he

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    HE
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    He fucking washed it!
    WASHED an electrical device!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    HE
    BROKE
    MY
    GEORGE
    FOREMAN
    GRILL





    He fucking washed it!
    WASHED an electrical device!!
    :earl::genious:

    I told you, the man has the intellect of a boiled ham.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    HE
    BROKE
    MY
    GEORGE
    FOREMAN
    GRILL





    He fucking washed it!
    WASHED an electrical device!!
    KILL HIM. KILL HIM DEAD.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    You know what the scary thing is?

    He's a geologist

    They let him tinker with oil rigs and chemicals

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    I don't think they actually tinker, they tell other chaps where to do the tinkering.

    Is his name Craig btw.

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    Anyone can hit rocks with metal things.

    Geologists are brutes.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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