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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    I was wondering why you were posting in the soir.

    It all makes sence now.

    Just provide a link to the webcams you use to make sure she doesn't slack off when you are out.
    Pictures are superfluous. It's all done by satellite these days, mate. I've chipped her biffin's bridge.

    She can't shit without me knowing about it.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    I keep telling teh miss to get one so i don't have to pissabout converting stolen films to dvd. Will she listen?
    Her not being forward thinking is, in this case, a good thing. Now her xmas pressie off you is sorted and for the bargain price of twenty squids and you won't have to piss about with converting .avis any more.

    Everyone's a winnar
    No, I already bought her a birthday present this year, she'll be expecting presents all the time if she gets two in one year.

    (Also, I wurk for the government, as you know, and they don't pay very well so I don't have 20 spond to buy one anyway)

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    I was wondering why you were posting in the soir.

    It all makes sence now.

    Just provide a link to the webcams you use to make sure she doesn't slack off when you are out.
    Pictures are superfluous. It's all done by satellite these days, mate. I've chipped her biffin's bridge.

    She can't shit without me knowing about it.
    biffin's bridge, lol

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    I was wondering why you were posting in the soir.

    It all makes sence now.

    Just provide a link to the webcams you use to make sure she doesn't slack off when you are out.
    Pictures are superfluous. It's all done by satellite these days, mate. I've chipped her biffin's bridge.

    She can't shit without me knowing about it.
    :earl:

    When you say chipped it, what exactly were you attempting at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Her not being forward thinking is, in this case, a good thing. Now her xmas pressie off you is sorted and for the bargain price of twenty squids and you won't have to piss about with converting .avis any more.

    Everyone's a winnar
    No, I already bought her a birthday present this year, she'll be expecting presents all the time if she gets two in one year.

    (Also, I wurk for the government, as you know, and they don't pay very well so I don't have 20 spond to buy one anyway)
    Foiled again by the government
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Pictures are superfluous. It's all done by satellite these days, mate. I've chipped her biffin's bridge.

    She can't shit without me knowing about it.
    :earl:

    When you say chipped it, what exactly were you attempting at the time.
    I was trying to rifle in a cheeky one from outside of the box - but I attempted too much swerve and, inadvertantly, ended up chipping it in at the back stick.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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