Sexpest
Originally Posted by manker
Think of something so cunt-cringingly bad that it makes your beef curtains roll-up like a pair of scarlet sun-blinds and retreat deep inside of your vagina.
Boys thinking they know how a cunt cringes when they don't have one. "Right up".
I meant thatYou've just exposed yourself as the girl you are.
Right, I'm off to work. 4-11 on a friday night definately causes vaginal retreat.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Fat Secret Agent
Guys watching things like X-Factor, or "I'm an arsewipe, re-start my career" or any other of those reality pish things.
I cringe for them (the "male" viewers) like, coz it's so ghey.
Fat Secret Agent
Or thrush, I hate that too
Fat Secret Agent
Ryan Giggs diving, that's a real cringe inducer.
effendi
You're a cad and a bounder and I hope you get AC Milan in the next round.
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What really makes my cunt cringe is civil servants who, when asked what they do for a living, reply; 'I work for the government'. Thinking it makes them sound like James Bond. Some of these cunts even raise one eyebrow as they say it.
It doesn't make them sound like James Bond, btw. It makes them sound like a twat.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
I work for the government
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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BT Rep: +6
i work for the government...my name is james bond.
Dexter's Apprentice.
"Ahhh Mr Bond,welcome to the forum"
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
Poster
chavtastic, nice tracksuit.
there's two things in this life i hate; 1. Cultural discrimination and 2. Gypsies
Dexter's Apprentice.
That's my fleece.I can't afford chavsuits.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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