He needs to change his name to David Palmer ASAP. Personally I'd welcome a black US president, as I'm sure the american people would welcome a President David Palmer.
He needs to change his name to David Palmer ASAP. Personally I'd welcome a black US president, as I'm sure the american people would welcome a President David Palmer.
What about her? She'd stand no chance against a President Palmer. Everyone knows you can deduce american public opinion from popular fox programming...
People watch 24, ergo they support torture (according to fox news). People watch 24, ergo they support David Palmer for president... Quite simple.
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"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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